Humorous Wedding Speech by the Father of the Groom -- Wedding Toasts R

Humorous Wedding deliverance by the Father of the GroomGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I am the grooms father, Ken, and I bind the great privilege of being best man. I have recently found out t here(predicate) are deuce reasons why J W asked me to do this job. 1) To make him look young and slimmer in the photos. 2) Because he didnt want to burden any of his friends with the terrible fortune of having to give this speech. Its the speech that no one wants to do. The best man doesnt unfeignedly know what hes expected to learn and yet his speech is suppositious to be humorous - but it might not be. Its supposed to be pithy - but it probably wont be. It should be original - but it seldom is. It should not offend - and most do. And fin each(prenominal)y, its supposed to be ingenuous and I sure enough intend mine to be. In fact, I cannot be more sincere than to say to my son what an honor you have done to me by enquire me to be your best man today. That said, while you are all here to enjoy yourselves, the poor best man has to work for his supper - not that he is able to enjoy his food for the thought of making that speech. He is so nervous he can hardly eat his meal. J W, eyesight how nervous I was, arranged for me to have the best seat in the house - namely cubicle 3 in the Gents toilet. Theres even a sign behind the door which reads the best man inspects these toilets at 15-minute intervals. If you have any complaints please report it ... ...come so fond of Kathy and we looked upon her as a daughter that we had gained. I can but wish the new Mr and Mrs Wilson both success in the future. As I said at the beat Im not very sure what a best man is supposed to say in his speech. I do know he genuinely has only one thing he must cover and that is to say to the groom J W, on behalf of the matron of honour and the bridesmaids thank you very much for all that you said. I can only but agree with your comments. I would wish well to finish my speech by maki ng a toast to the both most important persons here today - Ladies and gentlemen - a toast to the Chef and the Barman. thank you.Only kidding, the toast is to J W and Kathy - the Bride and Groom.